if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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