As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I currently don't understand fingers.
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