We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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