I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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