David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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