We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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