So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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