DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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