also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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