Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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