it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
