Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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