i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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