That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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