i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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