I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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