Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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