playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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