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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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