Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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