We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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