So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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