Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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