Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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