This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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