normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
God, I missed his penis.
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