Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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