please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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