I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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