He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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