I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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