My brain says no but my pants say off.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have already put on my inside pants.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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