Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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