yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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