Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he thought i was a dude.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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