Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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