I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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