Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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