her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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