I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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