I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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