can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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