Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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