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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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