remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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