Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Let's get the cat blown out
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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