You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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