We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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