Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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