I want to make a zoo with you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
